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Pete Evans is becoming a danger to Australia

Right-Wing, Australian National Review, OAN

Tansy Bradshaw
4 min readDec 18, 2020

For once, I would just like to go onto Twitter and not see Pete Evans trending. Over the past few weeks, I have watched his career implode. Being the political junkie that I am, I knew how bad it was that he was praising OAN (One American News). I knew that there are plenty of others who have written about him — what more could I add? Well, with an outbreak in Sydney and his comments to the people there to ‘not get tested’. I have had enough.

Image taken from the Queensland Times

Taking a leap out of John Oliver’s Ted Cruz poem. I have penned the following.

I do not like that man called Pete
His far-fetched claims are quite a feet.
From palieo diet to baby food.
Seriously his ideas are screwed.
Calling for Sydney Siders to not get tested.
I can see where your thoughts are invested.
Don’t you realise that wearing a MAGA hat.
Despite being an Aussie, makes you look like a twat.

If you want a deeper dive — watch the below video.

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Tansy Bradshaw
Tansy Bradshaw

Written by Tansy Bradshaw

Tansy is a neurodivergent writer living and working in Melbourne. Over her decade of writing they have written reviews, opinion pieces and feature articles.

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